Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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adoraaaa_fml 0

I'm guessing you don't get kissed often.

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megitts 0

I won't lie sometimes I accidently fall asleep with out brushing my teeth but I mean what about morning breath? your mouth must constently taste bad and smell to anyone your talk to! not to mention if you knew you were going to the dentist and you knew you hadn't brushed in a while, why wouldn't you brush before you went?

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nikaneekes 0

learn to brush your teeth bro thats gross what are they black and green?

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kbn 0

uhm eww!!! like you're dumb fit posting this as an fml.... like no, that's just dirty.

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AhllieyBabyy7 4

When's Your Birthday ? I'll Be More Then Happy To Send ; Mouth Wash , ToothBrush (electric brush to really help you) Tooth paste , Niqqa ; Basically Everythinq In The Book . I'm Sorry But Whens The Last Time You Got Kissed ?

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Ren_Baby 0

Eck, I bet your girlfriend (if you have one) just loves kissing you!

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