Not working out too well, huh?

By Coldandcalculated - 13/10/2021 02:00

Today, I learned that my fiancée copied my house key early into our relationship. The reason being is that in case I were to catch her cheating, which I did, she could come in and trash my place when I called off the wedding. FML
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Bogrbon 27

Well, I believe that constitutes burglary, breaking and entering and vandalism. All in all, the police should have a very nice chat with her, and she can celebrate her newfound singleness with jail time.

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Plop 17

Red flag? The FML isn't written very clearly, but she: - copied the key without OP's consent, - got caught cheating by OP, - Trashed OP's place when he rightly called off the wedding. That's not a red flag, that's grounds for breaking up immediately (which OP did, thankfully), and pressing charges (which OP will, hopefully).

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RichardPencil 30

Good thing you didn't call off the wedding. I'm sure you'll make a great couple.

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Bogrbon 27

Well, I believe that constitutes burglary, breaking and entering and vandalism. All in all, the police should have a very nice chat with her, and she can celebrate her newfound singleness with jail time.

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george1986 7

Definitely a red flag. Keep your finances separate dont be a dummy and get joint accounts. That's a suspicious thing to do I would be checking my credit report making sure there's no surprise debt.

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Plop 17

Red flag? The FML isn't written very clearly, but she: - copied the key without OP's consent, - got caught cheating by OP, - Trashed OP's place when he rightly called off the wedding. That's not a red flag, that's grounds for breaking up immediately (which OP did, thankfully), and pressing charges (which OP will, hopefully).

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