Money, Sex, Awkward, Scams and My ex: Not worth it

Not worth it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Portland

Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML

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You deserved it 741

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By bitch - 16/05/2017 05:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML

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You deserved it 10 684

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 858

You deserved it 17 739

By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

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You deserved it 3 848

Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 964

You deserved it 392

By GetMoney - 01/10/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 384

You deserved it 66 273

By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 358

You deserved it 6 996

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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You deserved it 37 039

Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 563

You deserved it 6 584

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 938

You deserved it 16 306

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 854

You deserved it 1 034

poopface82 19

Wednesday 4 December 2024 3:41

This is not a relationship. This is a hostage situation.

maverick83 14

Wednesday 4 December 2024 5:15

Isn't there a "forgot password" option to reset it? If not, contact support. There should be options. Your ex is a moron.

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poopface82 19

Wednesday 4 December 2024 3:41

This is not a relationship. This is a hostage situation.

maverick83 14

Wednesday 4 December 2024 5:15

Isn't there a "forgot password" option to reset it? If not, contact support. There should be options. Your ex is a moron.

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Wednesday 4 December 2024 9:16

And did the ex have access to OP's email? Because in order to change a password, they email you a link to do it for verification.

jlc82 9

Wednesday 4 December 2024 10:21

cancel it altogether then get a new account

ryan4723 24

Wednesday 4 December 2024 19:00

I guess you’re stuck sucking his dick 😂

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 5 December 2024 0:28

call the police that's electronic blackmail

Thaylok 17

Thursday 5 December 2024 2:32

a site option is to stop payment on your bank card or whatever is paying the subscription. set up something new when you are ready. his extortion is illegal in most countries.