Intimacy, Sex, Weird and Religion: Nun the wiser

Nun the wiser

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 16:01

Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nuns aren’t sexy - 07/05/2019 02:00

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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Easy

By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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The odd couple

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, for our first time having sex, wanted to do stepbrother roleplay. Not only is that odd for our first time, it’s a weird fetish to have, especially when she actually does have a stepbrother. We ended up not finishing having sex, it was too weird for me FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 11 July 2021 16:05

That's definitely a made up reason, and if it isn't you're lucky to get out now. Anyone who constructs test likes that is not a good partner and is treating you like a pet or child.

Blimix 9

Sunday 11 July 2021 16:06

Nobody who wanted to stay with you would have done that. She was looking for an out.

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 11 July 2021 16:05

That's definitely a made up reason, and if it isn't you're lucky to get out now. Anyone who constructs test likes that is not a good partner and is treating you like a pet or child.

Blimix 9

Sunday 11 July 2021 16:06

Nobody who wanted to stay with you would have done that. She was looking for an out.

mskeptik 12

Sunday 11 July 2021 20:19

You dodged a bullet here. Stay away from nutjobs.

IHaveThePower 16

Sunday 11 July 2021 20:20

If that's how she treats you, take the out and go find a new partner. Healthy relationships don't involve 'gotcha'.

DoctorPALO 14

Sunday 11 July 2021 21:30

You dodged a bullet. Ever heard the phrase "Don't put your **** in crazy"? People like her are why!

Even Neeve 3

Wednesday 14 July 2021 21:50

That’s all on her. If you were that willing to accommodate her for something you weren’t into, I’m sure you’ll find someone else who is honest and open with communication. She sounds like she was just looking for a reason, so please don’t take this personally.