Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
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Twisted_Killjoy 23

For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.

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9a_1z 12

A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.

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kimise 21

You're ******. Well... Almost.

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Bombies93 0

Okay what is pegging..?

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pete9913 23

I googled it, it's when a girl uses a strapon on a guy.

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9a_1z 12

A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.

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myGRAM 14

Google is your friend, but sometimes he tells you about weird stuff and you wish you'd never asked...

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raym1900 3

pegging is when a women uses something to have anal sex with a guy. or something along those lines.

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twister45 17

You either into it or your not. You sick *****!

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chocolatejunebug 9

I'm gonna steal that last sentence once I've stopped swooning at your sarcasm

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OpposingKilljoy 14

begging is when a guy has a girl pleasure them analy with a strap on

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MDoremis 38

I had to look up what pegging was... And now I wish I hadn't.

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twister45 17

It's not that bad. There are worse out there.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I don't know why I was down voted. I'm genuinely curious what's so bad about pegging that makes someone wish they hadn't looked it up. In all honesty it sounds like fun to me.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Yeah, like felching, Alaskan pipeline, and strawberry shortcakex

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joeyl2008 29

Pegging will change your life.

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gunnerysgt 15

I wanted to ask how you knew, but I won't question it

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andrmac 25

Well that and the size of your asshole!

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barlos88 19

Sounds like you really got screwed on that deal.

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pete9913 23

I had to Google it, but that's messed up OP. If she wanted it so bad, why are you the one to blame? you're better off.

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.

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Wolfipoo 31

I had no idea, but the more you know, makes you hope the OP feels better, you deserve better.

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BeenIt 5

She was looking for a reason. You're better off without the bitch.

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