OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

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Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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shadowkillah 0

damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~

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ashleynonymous 0

Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.

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Ninjaface 0

I'm surprised the first thing he said wasn't, "A corset? Really? When were you born, 1530?"

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sanityhazard 0

Thats kind of like, "I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse".

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EbonyGoddess 0

OMFG miman would have been like" dayum gurl u be lookin so dayum sexii!" yea he mite notice the colour diff but it wouldnt matter!! I mean dont get meh wrong im a woman who matches her colors beautiful (so I think) but holii shyt nahhh dats gayyyyy. Did yall **** afterwards?? I mean come on if yuh didnt jusx cuz of the colors.... then thats umm sad.

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Midnight_Dawn 0

funny thing is that I think what he said was retarded but at the same time that's exactly what I would say in his place as well =P

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

gay gay gay gay gay gay and holy shyt GAY

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axelkg 0

EbonyGoddess, it's people like you that make me want to take a running leap off of the nearest bridge. I mean seriously, it MUST be harder to type like that than just using correct spelling and grammar.

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Liverpoolfc1234 0

That is what you get if you go out with a fag

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