Intimacy: OCD

OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By ClaireBear150 - 20/09/2012 03:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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shadowkillah 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:12

damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~

ashleynonymous 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:16

Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.

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MissTipsy1895 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:34

He's a total ******. it doesn't matter if the damn colors don't match... the point is you tried to do something for him.

icanfloat12 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 3:50

he's homosexual. dump him! this person i know * happened last week * married this guy and she spent $20000 on the wedding, then $10000 to move to Hawaii, then went browsing her pc she found $5000 of gay **** in her comp. she tried to sue him and lost $10000. they're divorced now, obviously.

iplayrugby18 11

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:13

When he doesn't pay attention to detail I bet he gets in trouble but now that he pays attention to detail you're still not satisfied.

lahp 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:25

yup did the same to my ex.. even now every time i see her i make sure she matches :P

magaly1693 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:55

Can we focus on how she spelled COLORS lmfaoo

EbonyGoddess 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:19

Colours/colors same diff

DeutscherStahl 0

Friday 1 January 2010 13:49

Britisch/Australian Englisch spells it colours. Amerikan Englisch spells it colors.

nobridgejustwate 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:40

In England, Canada and Australia (where the OP is from), among other places, the "u" is added to 'colours', 'favourite', and 'favour', among other words. HOLY LONG (but not run-on) SENTENCE BATMAN.

Kureyna 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 7:02

I hathNever understood the grammar wars that go on in these streams of comments... He does sound gay.

MaddogTotten 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 9:46

did he really say colours? that makes it 10x more gay.

jillz 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 15:39

From now on, when making a sexy presentation, just wear a towel and the few droplets of water that still remain from your shower... (Dump the current boy toy because this memory has and will continue to taint this relationship. You'll always feel self concious or not good enough for this guy now.)