Intimacy: OCD

OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By ClaireBear150 - 20/09/2012 03:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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shadowkillah 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:12

damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~

ashleynonymous 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:16

Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.

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MaddogTotten 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:39

maybe the carpet doesn't match her pubes.

MaddogTotten 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:45

if you can "look" sexy, or "be" sexy, then you can "dress" sexy. sexily would also work in this situation, but way to fail your first day as the grammar police. on a side note, would you question my unnecessary use of the word "fishes" whenever possible?

QuentinM95 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:53

This could just as easily turn into one of those FMLs that basically says "my boyfriend is dating my brother"

21icefox 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:21

HE'S GAY, PERIOD!

chrismard 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:40

is he gay?

kukopia 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:03

The correct reply to that is: "Our pube hairs don't match, so they won't be getting together anytime soon."

Skull_300 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:38

That disrespectful piece of rubbish. Get rid of that ungrateful bastard and hook up with someone like one of your FML buddys here who will appreciate you for the tramp that you are! **** that guy!