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By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
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inkdeath87 18

That sucks, but it's a lesson! Never send pictures to people online! You never know who's on the other side!

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michaelm1290 23

Well then, that is certainly a whole new spin on catfishing

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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

I feel like your life sucks, but also that you deserved this. It's a lesson, just think of it that way, OP. Sending nudes will rarely end well. Edit: Unless, of course, you gave your ex's new boyfriend a penis complex? That'd be pretty funny xD

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GhostChickens 17

So now you've all seen each other's genitals. What a wonderful bonding experience. Seriously though, that's weird as hell.

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Weird is right! That girl has a hell of taste in boyfriends..

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blackcatwhitecat 8

Why would you send nude pictures of you to a person that you never even met? You were lucky it wasn't some creepy old dude or someone that would later used them to harm you. YDI.

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AngrySailor 17

Seem pretty obvious as she most likely would have told him if he was bigger than her ex... I'm guessing she said something to the effect of "oh your just fine honey" which sent him on this strange homosexual mission. Insecurity is not sexy.

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jjames7543 13

Is the wording on this FML weird to anyone else? I mean, I understand what it's saying, but the "he had how he" part is just...

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jjames7543 13

Aaaaaand now it's fixed.

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MidnaLink 33

As #2 pointed out, you were catfished. But, you were catfished in a good way, because he apparently wasn't going to embarrass you with the photos.

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SaturnV 25

I don't believe that's a valid assumption. As if the whole situation isn't already embarrassing enough for OP, I wouldn't put trying to further embarrass him with the pictures past the new boyfriend. Individuals who exhibit THAT level of insecurity will always try to find ways to bring others down in order to feel better about themselves.

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