Oh, hai Mark!

By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML
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lifeinhd 3

Nice hobby. Glad to see your mom thinks of hers and her families' safety first.

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crash52181 0

If they are living in your house, then why the hell would they be outside looking at you through the windows?

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Atamix 0

they do? i thought doors were only for walking in. i can now stop climbing out my window when i need to leave.

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Mx_Rider 6

agree with#11 kinda weird but ok.... anyways op, go make them a sammich double time op

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The_Nothing 0

My mother had the bad habit of picking up hitchhikers. It's not as bad as having homeless people living with you who are peeping through your windows, but having a drunk reeking of beer climbing into the car promising he "won't be touchin' nobody" and claiming we stole his tequila is far from fun as well. I feel your pain OP.

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srak 0

your mom's a ******* dumbass! ha. what if one of them is a serial killer! fyl

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perdix 29

They're not homeless anymore. Your mom fixed it! Anyways, if you want to learn the art of making shrunken heads, you need to attract the raw material into your lab somehow. Those faces looking in your window may be creepy now, but when they shrink down to the size of tennis balls, they will be adorable and hilarious.

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bla102 4

I never know what to expect with you Perdix :)

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blastvortex 3

Your mom is nuts. Her preference to get off on being a supposed philanthropist shouldn't be done at the expense of her family. When it comes to responsibilities, she obviously doesn't have a clue. FYL.

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Brooklynxman 0

Sons well being vs. Well being of strangers. Great choice there lady.

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BioMajor12 0

That is just sick, why cant she just give them some money passing them buy on the street and leave it at that, just like the rest of the world does.

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turdburgers 0

If you really wanted to, you could tell her to get them out or you'll call CPS.

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proud_liberal 0

YDI. they are less fortunate than u. have some compasssion you prick. you sound white and republican. I hope the homeless ppl steal your things

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fudrick 0

#23 unless you have more than three (formerly) homeless people living in your house at this very moment you have absolutely no room to talk. You sound like a liberal ******.

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