Love: Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless...

By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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By BulldogHoops - 12/11/2012 05:12 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

Comments

Sethan01 24

Friday 6 March 2015 11:32

Be happy for her?

NoMapToBuy 14

Friday 6 March 2015 23:01

I wouldn't be too pleased if my mum got with a guy who clearly looked and could be homeless. They need to contribute or it's freeloading.

Sethan01 24

Saturday 7 March 2015 5:16

#48 Don't judge a book by its cover.

Daevas 18

Saturday 7 March 2015 16:36

That's actually how I choose my books in fact...

Flyndaran 10

Saturday 7 March 2015 22:12

I agree that unemployed males are wastes of oxygen and don't deserve love .

MrNiceGuy569 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:12

And dicks like you don't deserve anything either

joshi42 16

Friday 6 March 2015 11:33

Maybe he is an old hippie, and not homeless?

xx000o 27

Friday 6 March 2015 12:50

Maybe there's a lot more going on that you don't have any conception of.

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

Emmamazing 26

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

TheShreJ 2

Friday 6 March 2015 14:59

Thats an FML in itself xD

valentinov 15

Friday 6 March 2015 16:04

Lol! :))

Emmamazing 26

Friday 6 March 2015 20:18

He looked away real quickly after he saw that

thejonac 21

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

at least you know your mom doesn't judge a book by its cover

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:24

There are plenty of wealthy people, typically "old money", who dress shabbily. They're saving money. They have nobody to impress with clothes; in fact, often, they're trying to avoid attention. And yeah, I've met some of these people and if you saw 'em on a park bench you might mistake 'em for a homeless person.