Oh, hello!

By unlucky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22

Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

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AhhBrenid 8

Old people are funny :)

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Lidiya8lml 0

Old people are so random. You don't know what they'll do next

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KiddNYC1O 20

Meg, you're stupid... you know he likes Chris!

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

Next time you run, bring a dog and have it empty its piss-pipe and poop-chute on the old man's lawn. For bonus points, get more than one dog and turn his lawn into a minefield of dog logs. If you get the joke, then you get a cookie :D

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chocolate chip or macadamia?

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mariebiscut1242 11

Gimme my COOKIE :) (Please let it be chocolate chip)

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kitsune3 20

And the award for least mature comment goes to Cmdr_Shepard.

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ters19 10

Sorry I'll tell my grandpa not to do that anymore

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lilly98ish 4

Lmfao!!! sorry but I can just imagine that haha hope Ur okay tho :)

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kaos928 3

I can't wait until I'm old so I can shamelessly throw rocks at joggers.

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toyotita4 3

Was his house made of glass?

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