Cars, Accident and Transportation: Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 809

You deserved it 1 589

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 187

You deserved it 7 604

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 631

You deserved it 30 520

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 610

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 059

You deserved it 2 913

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 600

You deserved it 32 266

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 848

You deserved it 140

By drivingmecrazy - 28/05/2015 01:28 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 363

You deserved it 7 280

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 599

You deserved it 91 172

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 089

You deserved it 34 403

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:23

Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:05

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

Comments

DemonicAngel151 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:04

O.O Are you okay?! Did you get hurt?! O.O Edit: I'm sorry but I just have to do this First!

Zhejan 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:29

Looks like you really "called" this one

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:46

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Reyo 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:11

Are you kidding me? that would be a win in my book (provided I was ok). Oh he would hate me so much since I'd never let him live it down. Dad: *complains about car repairs* Me: *reminds him of why said repairs need to happen*

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:05

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

marisamaroo93 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:34

you're* not your

TalkToMeNerdy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:18

Oh god, that's JUST like my dad. ahahahah. hope no one's hurt!

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:23

Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron

busdrivertohell 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:40

agree'd

22cute 17

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:15

Be careful!

railfan_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:28

his fml. today I was driving and someone called me. my kid reminded me that i shouldnt use a cell phone in the car, but I was busy and ignored him. minutes later, i got in a crash. fml

fakepolice 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:30

well maybe you should have shut your trap instead of creating even more distractions... perhaps bringing it to his attention initially and confronting him after... but I gues and arguement works well while he's driving too... NOT!!!

Firetroop 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:46

So if YOUR dad is talking on the phone while driving, you're just going to sit there and let him chat? Is that what you expect OP to do, just sit there? Because that's worse, in my opinion. Waay more dangerous.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:34

I hope he didn't deny all responsibility for the accident and blame you.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:43

Mmm, sounds exactly like my dad and I. Good thing there's a law now. And I don't live with my dad.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:46

This sounds phone-y. (hears crickets in the background and a tumbleweed blows by) Screw all of you.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:03

=) Can I have the atomic bomb falling, then?

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:27

i see your comment mercy =) & i love your name, Brave_Sir_Robin. Monty Python & the Holy Grail reference by any chance?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:39

Of course. It's been an online handle of mine for a while, but it is inspired by the character Eric Idle played so beautifully in that movie. (boss comes around the corner) @#%$! RUN AWAY!!