Miscellaneous: Oh, hi Mark!

Oh, hi Mark!

By DepressedKid - 01/10/2010 11:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By invisible - 18/03/2016 10:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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Boring

By Talentles.Bitch - 17/03/2023 06:00

Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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We're all that one person

By Foreveralone - 15/10/2019 00:01

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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By Imslow - 05/04/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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Lonesome today

By The unfavorite - 26/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 1 October 2010 16:04

Well their school work answers are gonna be invisible after this too

mbouf 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

that sux I had a few " friends" like that when I was younger. but I also had some real friends. good luck

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haha89 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:14

Pretend you didn't hear them, them give them wrong answers for like a month then dump the losers!

juliet48 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:38

ahahahaha loser maybe u souls try and get a life!:)

juliet48 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:40

I ment sould

sammd44 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:56

aw u poor thing...don't help them anymore, keep getting awesome grades & get a kick ass job that makes a ton more $$ than those idiots!

MrJentipede 2

Monday 4 October 2010 19:46

If you do their work for them, you're a sucker. YDI

sickdog1028 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:56

same thing happened to me during grade and middle school. Thank God I now go to an IB school!

stephy228 0

Friday 8 October 2010 6:38

believe it or not, a time will come in your life when u realize they were losers all along. kharma really is a bitch! : )

hazymay 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:10

I had friends like that too but after 9 th grade I figured I didn't need em and made some smart friends

shahnrah 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 1:01

You should try giving them the wrong answers. I know a teacher that did that when she was a student.

ThA_PaStY_KiD 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:39

You Too!?!? I Thought I Was The Only One.

ThA_PaStY_KiD 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:40

You Too!?!? I Thought I Was The Only One.

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Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

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Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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Today, I found out I have Raynaud's, a condition where your veins basically shut off all blood flow to your hands and feet if you get cold. Turns out "cold" for me is anything below 70 degrees. Oh, and I live in Ohio. FML

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