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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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By Girl-with-the-glasses - 11/04/2012 07:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By Lonely School Kid - 30/07/2015 22:35 - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

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By DepressedKid - 01/10/2010 11:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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You deserved it 5 560

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By me. - 13/01/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML

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You deserved it 518

By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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You deserved it 150

By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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bobsanction 18

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:31

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

crazytoaster 2

Friday 20 November 2009 0:01

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

Comments

bobsanction 18

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:31

Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!

crazytoaster 2

Friday 20 November 2009 0:01

Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."

volvan 0

Monday 7 December 2009 14:35

nice

btnhdude 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:38

toaster, that's ******* awesome.

danaisamazing 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:32

Is your name Ross Geller?

greenpeasyay 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 17:12

I love Friends! And yours was easily the best comment here.

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:04

hahahahahahahaa

friendsfanatic 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:52

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. gotta love friends!

Gaby056 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:44

I was thinking the exact same thing!!! :)

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:39

Unless you've moved hundreds of miles away, simply show up at the school and verbally rip new assholes for the people who started the rumors. I say FYL, though, because I can relate. After my boyfriend and I broke up when I was 17, we remained good friends until I graduated high school. Two weeks after I went away to college, he spammed my Facebook with comments about how I was a mentally-unstable ***** (nevermind that I was a virgin throughout high school). Unfortunately, some people are rather gullible, so by the time I visited my hometown that winter, half of my friends still in high school believed I needed therapy sessions, anti-depressants, and a chastity belt. FYL indeed. But on the bright side, now is your chance to get even!

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Friday 20 November 2009 15:23

Yeah I can relate...the latest rumours i have heard is that I am a lesbian and tried to grope one of the popular girls. -insert eye roll here- Although I have to agree with the other comments here, turn up and freak everyone out!

parism143 28

Monday 2 December 2013 6:36

In primary school, some immature kids in my class spread rumours that I was dead because I was absent for all of two days. The worst part? Everyone groaned when I showed up to class.

Drakon_fml 7

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

"The rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated." Or just show up dressed as a zombie.

Jordna 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:46

^ win!!!!!

WalterKovacs 1

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:47

Teenagers are such head cases.

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:51

Why do you care? These are people you lost contact with. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.

aphrodita 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:52

Your dead what? (Sorry, it was just asking for it. I don't really care about grammar *that* much. :p)

blastvortex 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:53

Pfft. That kind of stuff can happen when you move away. So what? Move on. Or go back and scare the living shit out of them. Who knows, perhaps someone will be so traumatized that you get a date or a snog out of it. *shrugs* Whatever....