Oh Lawd, he coming
By KidKillah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa
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What the hell do you look like? Something #12 I'm guessing.
Kids are always goofing off. It's in their nature :) so don't take it personal.
Has anybody else noticed OP's name?
l_bmagic
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I'll hit it
Doyou happen to have no face and tentacles? xD
Don't have a face or tentacles? Why not Zoidberg?
I was thinking more like Slenderman...
This might get some downvotes, but people who have no tentacles freak me out.
That's what happens when you don't have a face, Mr. Slenderman. I bet you don't have a FACEbook. Haha, you're gonna kill me, aren't you?
AgentSmith79
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I like how you act so surprised. If it happens regularly, chances are, there is something about your appearance that is frightening. You see yourself every day, so I'm sure you've noticed whatever it is, or had it pointed out to you. Where's the mystery?
tjahnberry
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Well Wth do u look like
Xxloveless12xX
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People keep saying OP is either fat or ugly. OP could actually pretty and just have piercings or brightly dyed hair. My friends and I have piercings and we've had kids run away from us lol.
Or a large birthmark or burn mark on their face
Just imagining people with piercings and brightly colored hair makes me wanna hide behind my daddy... imagine how kids feel when they see that stuff, I don't think they've got the wisdom to look past the modifications and see the beauty hidden by self-mutilation
Aww I'm sorry op. Here, have an online hug.
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Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.
The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.