Oh no, please no

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 05:10 - United States - Denver

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Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Bring earplugs, and a dagger to kill yourself with if it all gets too much.

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abhi95 31

This FML should have been submitted after the trip.. With a few modifications of course!

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Comments

Keattles 14

Maybe it would be best to confront your parents about this, it might be awkward, but it's a lot better then not being able to sleep because of noises in the same room >.

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Purplexus 14

I doubt they would dare to do that while you are right there. They'll do it in privacy hopefully.

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lemontreee 11

Time to take that mattress to another room that's far far away!

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mollyjynxjax 28

Maybe that's just where they keep them?

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TXFernwoods 26

Surprise them in the middle of the act! :D

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animalxcrackers 20

Parents can be extremely selfish and disrespectful to their kids when it comes to sex

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frizz101 22

So what, parents are just supposed to stop having sex on the off chance their kids might find out? How is it selfish for parents to have sex and intimacy just because they have kids?

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animalxcrackers 20

so it's okay for parents to have sex with their kids on the floor by the bed? i guess you also would have approved when my mom had sex in a tent with me and my sister less than three feet away, as well. what about the time she was giving her piece of shit husband a hand job and trying to hold a conversation with me at the same time? i guess i shouldn't judge her, huh, cuz she's a grown woman. i didn't say parents shouldnt have sex, but do you not find it selfish and disrespectful to **** while your children are in the same room?

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rockydify 22

Multiple room houses are a modern thing - parents have been ******* in front of their kids for generations. Sex needs to stop being this big taboo.

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animalxcrackers 20

Defecation had been happening from the dawn of time, too, but that doesn't mean I want to be in the room when someone else is doing it. In the modern world, we have modern courtesies. Keeping your privacy while having sex is one of them.

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LinkandSaria 10

Hey animalxcrackers. No offense but you're a drama queen. I doubt any of that actually happened. And sex is a natural thing. Quit being a party pooper and go find someone to giggle your privates once in a while. You are very misleading and need to settle down. I doubt OP's parents would do it whilst they're child was in the room.

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frizz101 22

Get over yourself. Parents have sex, that's a fact. Yes, my parents had sex in a tent when me and my brother were three feet away. Guess what, we got over it. You are being selfish by putting such restrictions on sex. While I don't think your mom should have given her husband a hand job in front of you, you can't expect people to just give up sex because their kids don't want to know that they still have sex.

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animalxcrackers 20

i didnt SAY they should give up sex. i SAID they should have some respect for their children and not have sex with them in the room. would you have sex with your parents in the room?

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nchic01 17

maybe this is how they're telling you to sleep somewhere else!

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worldclassrager 39

Try surprising them by (if you can) take the condoms out or the entire boxes...

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