Oh no, please no

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 05:10 - United States - Denver

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Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Bring earplugs, and a dagger to kill yourself with if it all gets too much.

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abhi95 31

This FML should have been submitted after the trip.. With a few modifications of course!

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Comments

ilovefall10 21

I don't care if my parents have sex, but it would be highly disturbing and disrespectful if they ever did it in the same room as me. Let's just hope OP's parents won't do that.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Might as well grab one or two and go out for the night. Better yet run. Run and never look back.

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FlyingMonkey228 5

They can do it in the shower like everyone else...besides - it might be from another trip they took.

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zandalee 19

That's what my husband and I do. Our kids never go to bed before us so rather than awkwardly disappearing into out bedroom we shower together... ;-). Happy days

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Mynamewontfi 40

It could be worse, they could be a gift for your grandmother.

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conman531 23

I swear the number of FMLs about condoms is too damn high

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JMichael 25

They're letting you know you're going to suffer immense damage to your eyes.

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renjisgirl12 22

Has nobody considered the possibility that the parents may have just kept the condoms in that pocket from a previous holiday and forgot about it? One without the children, perhaps? Just an idea!

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vencku 13

Have you not considered other people might have said the same thing before you did, and that you would have known that if you had bothered to read the other comments?

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ilovemychem 22

Maybe they're daytime shaggers?

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merryhappy1887 20

If they do plan on ******* in your grams house that is straight disrespectful i would throw them ***** away. Nasty.

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arandomusernameaa 20

Sorry how is it disrespectful?

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lifesabish 9

Maybe I'm just old but... why the hell are your parents using condoms?? If they are both your bio parents and you are old enough to get on FML with a coherent statement... they should have some (less likely to be discovered) other form of birth control by now, no? If I still had to use condoms I'd be pissed lol.

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vencku 13

So what do you propose? Vasectomy? While many people might not want (more) children in the future, they don't like the idea of permanently sterilizing themselves or find it damaging to their body, or are afraid of the procedure. And so on and on and on.

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sykokitti 15

there are a lot of other forms of birth control... not just a vasectomy

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