Intimacy: Oh no, please no

Oh no, please no

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 05:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was packing when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had three unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

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You deserved it 5 482

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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You deserved it 2 496

By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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You deserved it 58 638

Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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You deserved it 722

By vistingherfamily - 25/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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You deserved it 4 797

By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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You deserved it 33 483

By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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You deserved it 7 801

By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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You deserved it 5 745

By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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You deserved it 7 048

By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:04

Bring earplugs, and a dagger to kill yourself with if it all gets too much.

abhi95 31

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:04

This FML should have been submitted after the trip.. With a few modifications of course!

Comments

tandcperovich 6

Sunday 26 January 2014 21:48

How do you think you were made OP!! At least there will not be another brother or sister!!

gabagabaheyu 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:05

©_©

mkcherry 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:12

they probably forgot they were in there. Most parents will go to the ends of the Earth to avoid their kids even knowing they really have sex.

ontheburge 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:51

Maybe they were going to have a family water balloon fight :-)

rockydify 22

Monday 27 January 2014 0:10

Your parents are allowed to have contraception and they are allowed to have sex! Grow up!

iwadasn 32

Monday 27 January 2014 20:56

Did you miss the part about her being in the same room as them? There's nothing at all immature about not wanting your parents to have sex RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. In fact, if you don't see the problem with that, then I'd say there's something seriously wrong with you.

SouthernLady12 13

Monday 27 January 2014 1:02

Silver lining you won't get a new baby brother or sister. But if the condom breaks and you do than it just makes your life even more messed up. FYL indeed!