Love: Oh no… - FML

Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

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Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 589

You deserved it 1 575

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Top comments

QueenBeeGotStung 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:37

Damn... Honestly not sure which is worse.

maryoo7 11

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:45

Guess you did nazi that coming...sorry i had to but seriously fyl indeed

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DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 28 July 2016 2:58

Wow, this is one case where him having an affair would be the lesser of two evils. I'm so sorry, OP. That's really ****** up.

Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 28 July 2016 3:06

I'd think I'd prefer the affair. at least cheaters don't believen genocide

Tyrax 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 3:16

OP, if you have children, please sue for full custody, and run. Otherwise, I'd say at least a separation to start with. I think you probably need time to fully process this. Then you can set about seeing whether he's salvageable.

murph_fml 21

Thursday 28 July 2016 3:24

Picturing the look on your face is hilarious. Surprise!

fsomelife 26

Thursday 28 July 2016 3:25

That affair probably doesn't sound so bad anymore, huh

lukegerbz 8

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:21

neo nazi definitely better jkjkkk don't take that seriously

hm7160 5

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:38

Get a divorce

ImGoth 15

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:40

I'm so sorry that this happened to you

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:45

Get out now because it only gets worse.

LyingBlood 8

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:47

he is preparing for the destruction of america

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Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 285

You deserved it 545

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 1 836

Today, a friend was over at my house. My dad walks over and talks to me; I respond. He then goes back in his room. My friend then says, "Don’t get self-conscious, but when you talk to your dad, your southern accent gets REALLY strong." Guess who's now self-conscious. FML

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Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

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You deserved it 5 058

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 191