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Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

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You deserved it 1 575

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QueenBeeGotStung 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:37

Damn... Honestly not sure which is worse.

maryoo7 11

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:45

Guess you did nazi that coming...sorry i had to but seriously fyl indeed

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lizisanaddict 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:51

At least he's not cheating? I mean, either way he's an arse.

TheJuan1212 2

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:55

Yikes sorry to hear that....what is worse...your husband cheating on you or finding out he is a Nazi?

SomeRandomUser 19

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:55

Okay. I honestly don't know what's worse.

bigred34 3

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:01

Atleast you know he's faithful.

rinnybell210 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:03

Criminy.

Luzeamus_fml 7

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:19

The affair would have been better... But in a way he did cheat on you. But with racism and stupidity instead of a woman.

Carlos_bh 10

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:46

I thought the RNC was last week?

hacksaw246 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 13:27

It was. What does that got to do with this FML though?

moondoglou420 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:50

Well thank god! What a relief!

Tannasgh 22

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:03

The affair would have been better

AirBusDriver 23

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:42

Plot twist. He is actually a law enforcement officer working undercover to thwart off any hate crimes. Just hoping for a positive outcome for the OP!

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Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 542

You deserved it 1 376

Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML

I agree, your life sucks 493

You deserved it 141

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Today, I was laid off from the job I'd had for two years. They couldn't even manage to spell my name or the company's name right on the severance letter. Guess I was a memorable employee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 387

You deserved it 403

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 860

You deserved it 6 236

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 437

You deserved it 5 911

Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 368

You deserved it 3 447

Today, after years of being underpaid, I received my first paycheck at my new job. My new employer offers excellent benefits and a 401k. But after I invest in all these wonderful things, and after a $4 an hour pay increase, my net income is less than before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 880

You deserved it 182

Today, I’m not sure what to call it, but I think I just got COVID-SWATted when a bunch of police turned up to my house after someone told them I was partying with over 50 people, breaking social distancing. In a one-bed flat, with barely enough room for 3 people to sit down at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 373

You deserved it 103