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By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 01:40 - Canada

Spicy
Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 985
You deserved it 3 451

Same thing different taste

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

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posie97 18

SURPRRIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!! Oops! Wasn't supposed to say that yet till the cork was popped from that damned champaigne..

I'll buy you a shrink for your birthday, maybe.

Happy birthday. I know how ya feel on my birthday the only card I got was from my primary care doctors office

The only happy birthday I get is from the creepy hobo across the street