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By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 01:40 - Canada

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Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML
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abhi95 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

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oddities 20

Not a good something and not even a birthday related something but still a something. True but depressing if you think about it.

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iBanana 17

Birthdays become depressing when you're not a kid anymore because it means you don't get cool presents, you get age and wisdom and experience. That's nice and all, but I'd rather be a kid.

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Dthsapprntc 23

I still get cool presents on my birthday.... Ok, so I buy them myself, and sometimes I don't wrap them, but I still get excited. Well, that sounds really sad now that I wrote it down.

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Rainhawk94 27

#10, your comment is depressing

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abhi95 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

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kinky44 28

And we hate you too. Happy Birthday, OP!

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smokecloud_ 37

46, I can't stop giggling at how perfectly your comment and pic go together..

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712sash 26

Sorry to hear that, OP. Also, Happy Birthday to you :)

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maggiefox 25

Happy Birthday! :) Alright, you caught me. I'm throwing you a surprise party :D

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Pizzapiggy1 18

Oh ,hopefully it wasn't a dick pic •~• Happy belated birthday !

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SemiAuto 21

I'm pretty sure it was considering OP said "sexual image meant for my mother."

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DocBastard 38

So I assume you were just jealous that the nood wasn't meant for you? Email me and I'll send you a birthday nood. I'll even put a bow on it, just for you. Happy birthday.

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Pleonasm 35

I thought it was OP who was supposed to be in their birthday suit.

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damnit1989 16

#23: I have been so used to correcting grammar, that I did a double-take at your use of "their". I am pleasantly surprised.

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Rallred32 20

This has been the first time Doc has only had negative votes...

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Bloink 25

actually, instead of 'their,' it should be 'his or her'

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#38- No, he's actually been thumbed down quite a bit before. He's posted thousands of comments; as with anyone else, it's only expected that some comments are going to suck (but I thought this one was pretty good).

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Rallred32 20

This one was good, 85, but I guess when this FML was posted people were in a bad mood because he had -12 likes.

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