Work: Oh no

Oh no

By norina - 11/02/2014 10:01 - France - Paris

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill… FML

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By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

By Mrs. Awkward - 15/10/2018 12:00

Today, I helped an older guy with his safe deposit box. He said it's perfect for holding his ex-wife's remains and laughed. I laughed because I thought he was kidding. He wasn't. FML

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By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By bobafett892 - 02/10/2016 17:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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High security

By ducky2721 - 02/01/2010 13:46 - United States

Today, while working my overnight shift, I went into the isolation room to find some items for a former client. The door fell shut and the magnetic lock went to work. Both unit telephones and my cell phone were lying on the desk, and I waited four hours for my supervisor to rescue me. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By outagrand - 01/08/2009 14:08 - Australia

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

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ThatPlankton 15

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:14

should've used her safety deposit box as a step stool lol

michelleJ11 25

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:13

Don't feel too bad OP, you didn't know that when you left her there. And she got out eventually.

Comments

Emosafire 10

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:24

Damn that's funny

Spyingcheeseman 8

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:28

This reminded me of Brian and Stewie

zwhite2712 12

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:29

Hopefully she's not too short tempered.

almehdi 4

Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:57

She could be a short short tempered person

ambiversion 12

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:35

Was she short on cash? Also, does this remind anyone else of Miles Finch from the movie "Elf"?

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 11 February 2014 22:58

Not really, no.

ambiversion 12

Tuesday 11 February 2014 23:49

just me then... okay. I know where the door is!

Ben009 13

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:49

Not your fault

w_introuble 25

Tuesday 11 February 2014 17:36

It's more not her vault... :-)

Marlee141717 9

Tuesday 11 February 2014 16:55

That sucks, OP. Maybe its time to find a new place for the phone?

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 12 February 2014 0:12

Or they can put a step/stool in the vault?

ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 11 February 2014 17:22

Reminds me of the Randy Newman song.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 17:28

It's not your fault. It's not like there's a sign that says you must be this high to be left alone in the vault. The lady was mad but she shouldn't take it out on you.

raphanne_fml 33

Tuesday 11 February 2014 17:44

In the original French version of this FML, it says that the woman is a dwarf and that she stayed locked inside for 2 hours. Makes me want to watch Lost in Translation again. ;)

fl0fl0_fml 13

Tuesday 11 February 2014 21:34

Thank you soooo much: i had read it on VDM, and reading it on FML i kept thinking "i've already seen this story somewhere!". Thanks to you i know i'm not crazy. So merci :-)