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Don't feel too bad OP, you didn't know that when you left her there. And she got out eventually.
She should've went to Gringotts Wizarding bank, the employees there are probably be just as short as her :p
I guess she was short-tempered.
If only we lived in Harry Potter! :D
But phones don't exist in Gringotts - just remember goblins shouldn't be trusted ;)
should've used her safety deposit box as a step stool lol
Its not your fault, you didnt know! God made her short
It's probably best if you left religion off this site; I've noticed most god-based comments getting downvoted. No, I'm not just saying that because I'm atheist.
what the hell kind of comment is that? You: lets leave religion off this site, but just so everyone know, I'm an atheist
37, things would be way too peaceful and way too nice. We can't have happiness in life. Nono, we need to make each other feel miserable for no reason at all and attack each other based on our differences.
If you believe in God, (which I do, not that it makes a difference right now) then God caused genes to make her short.
Well it's not your fault. But then again its not hers either. I say blame nature and whoever placed the phone
Not sure if that was a pun or not...
This pun is revaulting.
I bet the glare wasn't short.
Well you were respectfully doing your job. So... That counts at least?
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should've used her safety deposit box as a step stool lol
Don't feel too bad OP, you didn't know that when you left her there. And she got out eventually.