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By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
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violetdabomb 0

You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond

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itsalanis 25

cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.

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Legendslayer222 26

Stick a garden gnome in that house's garden, that'll scare her away.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Gnomes are scary bastards. They'll stare you down while plotting your demise.

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bubo_fml 10

If she bids on the house, bribe the inspector to "upgrade" the inspection report (i.e; needs a new roof, new furnace, new AC panel, etc.) The astronomical costs should send her running. If that fails, "annonimously" call the local police/crimestoppers & tell 'em it's a crack/***** house...Good luck!

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Are you aware that making a false claim to the police is a crime in itself? Might wanna think that one through a little bit more.

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

You say "good luck" like OP is gonna actually try it...

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duckman9 55

two words: use her! now you have a babysitter, cook, maid, and who knows what else, at your disposal! (not to mention that you can pretty much find out every little dirty secret about your spouse).

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ReynshineCutting 10

I would not want some woman I hate babysitting my kids. As the grandmother she'll do what she sees fit which may be totally different than how OP handles them.

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jerico616 14

Blow the place up while its still empty!

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lrr11 0

I am sooo sorry that's awful

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LStorey10932 0

Look at it this way..if u 2 ever get in a fight & he stays at his mothers, he can look up & see what he's missin'!! I know b/c my mom moved next door & eveytime we would have a power struggle fight & I would go to my moms...I wld look at my cozy comfy house while my mother wld "blah, blah in my ear!

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loserman67 35

Go to your mother-in-law and tell her you're glad she's possibly moving in two doors away, that way you and she can have unlimited anal sex sessions. One of two things will happen -- 1. Your mother-in-law will reel back in horror and run for her life (it could cause problems with tht wife, but you can deal with that) or 2. She'll like the idea and then you get unlimited back porch play for as long as you want -- either way you win!

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False_Stupidity 41

Except that it looks like the OP is female...

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Majstr 23

Tell her that this house has ghosts. Always works.

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druv 2

Does your name start with an "R" and end with an "aymond"

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