Oh no…

By Elle - 23/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

You should have burned them right after you wrote them.

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SirEBC 7

How do you symbolically burn something?

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SirEBC 7

Well, that is awesome, but I think "symbolically burn" was a poor word choice if that's what OP intended. I may be alone on that. As for the email thing, I would strongly recommend being extremely cautious when deleting them, or you might just end up being the next OP. Hm. That would make a good story.

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krazy_glu3 0

I like to "symbolically burn" paper. my friend told me to try it. I would write down what's bothering me, go burn the strip of paper, and watch the smoke rise up and disappear into the air. it was like my problems were being burned and lifted into the air. as the smoke disappeared, so did my worries. silly, I know. but I also love the smell of burning paper :]

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domosumo 0

They will find your letter And read it out loud. You will pray they'll finish But they will keep right oooonnnn..

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xlil_miss_emo_x 6

sounds like my life, except replace the "rampant sex life" with " rampant partying life" and that sucks ass dude. I hope you find it, still sealed where you left it :)

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Major_General 10

Since the burning was symbolic, shouldn't the writing been too?

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Jadian 4

If they find it and confront you, tell them it's a wild beginning to your new, first-person fiction novel you're writing. If they ask why their names are in it, just tell them that they're placeholders until you can come up with original character names. In any case, good luck....

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn it. I was going to say this. Beat me to the punch. *oh... Just beat me, please*

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krazy_glu3 0

you're suppose to burn that shit as soon as you're done writing it.. DUH!!

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Jimboom 11

Hey now, you sound like fun.. Tell me where you are and I will come help you make some new secrets. :-P

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DKjazz 20

Lol'd Run a cross-check of all the women named Elle in Virginia who live with their parents. Then, stalk the people on the list until you find your woman.

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chrstygrl06 10

You should really keep a tight grip on something like that, WTF is wrong with you. YDI!

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