Love, Family, Awkward, Honeymoon and Holidays: Oh no - FML

Oh no

By marriedwithfamily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:09

Have really, really loud sex.

dcstream 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:25

My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room. We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks. EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.

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xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:30

subtley hint to them to **** off or. ..just come right out and say it "I'm on my honeymoon to have sex so **** off"

btuwo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:50

okay, as long as u have ur own hotel room u should be fine, don't worry about it.

musicgirl84 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:34

tell them they don't get any grandchildren if they don't leave.

ohhsnapp 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:50

aawwh thatt sucks. and is superrr awk. lollll. hahahaha sorrryy, just talk to them. maybe they'll get the hintt

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:00

Yea your family is like the **** block headquarters. FYL and **** your husbands life

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:22

Wow, thats really ****** up.

omgitsseejay 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:23

ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!

cxal_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:03

If your family was paying for your honeymoon (and i kind of think they would to know all of the details in enough time to join you, instead of just vacationing in the city) YDI. However if you and you were wife were the ones financing the trip than your life is ******

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:36

how retarded is your family???

FreedomFirst 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:37

Your family sucks big time. It doesn't matter who's paying, a honeymoon is for the bride and groom alone. Otherwise it's not a honeymoon. May I suggest moving somewhere far away from your family since they obviously don't understand basic boundaries?

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