The Nerf of some people

By Anonymous - 27/11/2018 13:30

Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

And God said unto Moses "Thou shalt not steal, lest thou findeth a Nerf gun, 'cos those things are the shit."

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Leeono 26

I kept asking god for a nerf gun. Then I remembered god doesn’t work like that so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

And God said unto Moses "Thou shalt not steal, lest thou findeth a Nerf gun, 'cos those things are the shit."

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Leeono 26

I kept asking god for a nerf gun. Then I remembered god doesn’t work like that so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

'Tis easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission.

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GUYMAINE 16

church has been the biggest thieves through all of time.........

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HyperrSkylight 9

Hey it could be worse, imagine it was a catholic church and you left your child unattended...

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Charlie Given 26

Ya I learned that lesson the hard way to that there's more criminals at church then there is in prison, just put your name in black sharpie on everything it discourages stealing when your name is blatantly on it 😀

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tounces7 27

I feel like that's the most likely place to run into thieves. The most ripped off I've ever been in my life was by the so-called religious people, including a pastor.

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