Miscellaneous: Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get...

By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Eight hour window

By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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Good job

By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation

Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

Your roommate lacks curdesy.

Blackcatluck 19

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!

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chanellgymnast 17

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

Your roommate is the Stinky Cheeseman.

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 1 April 2013 9:49

Yet, the mention of all the cheese that was there, before OP left, makes me want to eat cheese. Cheese makes everything better!

xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

Friday 24 October 2014 10:15

#18/19 stop trying to make cheese happen, it's not going to happen.

Blackcatluck 19

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 1 April 2013 9:53

Because cheese is awesome on almost anything!

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

Your roommate lacks curdesy.

Bakarra 22

Monday 1 April 2013 9:56

I tried so hard to think of a follow-up pun for this one, but there was just no whey...

ragini95 16

Monday 1 April 2013 11:25

It must be so hard to briethe.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 1 April 2013 13:13

Your Cheddar told her what a gouda roommate she is for stinking the place out.

Enslaved 36

Monday 1 April 2013 13:42

I tried to come up with a pun but I bleu it!

perdix 29

Monday 1 April 2013 14:10

No whey!

Jacksparrow72 21

Monday 1 April 2013 17:26

Edam! open up some windows.

whiplash2289 19

Monday 1 April 2013 21:32

I bet you Swiss you roommate wasn't so forgetful.

wvcheesehead1 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:12

She sounds like a real cheese whiz. Next time you will know not to trust her provalone.

bamagrl410 31

Monday 1 April 2013 9:22

Why would anyone unplug the refrigerator for a short break? Especially if they have a roommate who has their food/drinks in there.

truth_teller23 11

Monday 1 April 2013 9:36

It never says the break was short.

sulitak 27

Monday 1 April 2013 9:36

Some colleges tell you to unplug all devices.

bamagrl410 31

Monday 1 April 2013 9:37

The only break colleges take right about now is spring break, which is only a week. When I say "short break", I mean in comparison to the month colleges take off for winter and the (roughly) 3 months for summer.