Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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Top comments

RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

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DocBastard 38

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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piratevegan 0

If you can't see a moose on the road than you deserve the thousandss of dollars in car repairs this is going to cost you

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skyeyez9 24

Moose are like deer cause they will trot right out in front of a car from a driver's blind spot and you won't have time to stop. You are lucky it didnt stomp thru your windshield and kill you.

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nerdie 0

how did you hit it? In most cases, the moose doesn't even move an inch and your car (with you in it) is totalled..

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whatsupwhatsup78 0

uhm excuse me....but there are no moose in massachusettes.

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Zebidee 8

There's also only one 'e' in it too...

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binkybaby 3

Hmmm. I quite honestly had NO idea that there were moose in Massachusetts.

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annabethjackson 0

Atleast they are not dead or they wouldn't have been able to post this

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Jesusespimp 0

I hit a moose 2 weeks ago! I ended up with 1 3" hole in my forehead down to the bone and another 1" hole on the top of my head. I ******* hate moose

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