Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

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DocBastard 38

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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Dragons_corner 6

did you hit it head on or rear ended the moose? if head on then be thankful your alive.

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Kimm_xo 0

So, I'm the one who hit the moose! OBV I did survive! I was going about 55MPH in a toyota camry. I totaled my car and my boyfriend and I were fine, minor injuries. Sadly, the moose got hurt badly and they had to kill the moose. The meat was donated to a rod and gun club.

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newzealand 28

your profile seems to think you have no posted FMLs yet you claim you're the OP ?? Interesting #114, interesting...

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Cinn_fml 22

It is possible to submit an FML anonymously, and based on how new Kimm's profile looks, it might be possible she created it to reply to comments on her fml...

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jess183xp 1

how the ******* hell did you hit a moose aren't they really REALLY BIG!? how the **** you didn't see it is beyond me

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ashrandom 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAH!

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that_guy_ollie 0

lol just a casual moose xD driving along do dado da do *crash bang wallop* oh look a moose xD

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crazypomgurl3 0

never boast about driving while you are driving.

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154rct 7

I guess now you've been in an accident

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tuscanS 0

what's this do I hear someone knocking on wood.........?

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