Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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Top comments

RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

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DocBastard 38

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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Comments

spanish2121 0

really that's what you have to say I now question your sexuality and you origin fir riding a kangaroo

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u_r_idiot 1

uhh you would be dead and not posting this in FML

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rety1 13

lmao who the **** hits moose?? that's like saying you were driving through the desert an ran into a polar bear.. I don't think they really sneak around, I mean they weigh like 37 tons and stand taller than a building.. its not like a train that just jumps out in front of you....

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Elenachka 0

um you dont know much about moose do you? actually, they DO just jump out in front of you. they're like deer, they seem to be attracted to headlights. and if this occurred at night, even more probable. and how exactly is it like hitting a polar bear in the desert??? you'll absolutely have to clarify that one.

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ablake 0

a moose?? were do you live. here in Indiana were always hitting deer.

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amayaa_fml 7

poor moose! fhislife

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PamParanoia 0

Please tell me it didn't die. Give me a happy ending D;

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Mauskau 35

NOOOOOOOOO! Not the moose! I hope it wasn't the chew chew chew moose :'(!!

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TwiztedCandyman 0

this is what happens when you live to close to Canada.

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