Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 802

You deserved it 118 652

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 861

You deserved it 52 128

No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 234

You deserved it 36 246

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 633

You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 25 521

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 014

You deserved it 115 357

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 170

You deserved it 4 256

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 712

You deserved it 18 359

By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 337

You deserved it 7 564

By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 710

You deserved it 5 806

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 388

You deserved it 2 527

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

soccerkrzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

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TheJapaneseSushi 18

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:49

Snitches get stitches

Dagdegan 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 19:11

Being a whistle blower is never the answer

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 20:38

******* hypocrite. So speeding is not ok if it only involves your children?

JuggaloSimms1441 16

Wednesday 17 September 2014 15:57

KARMA! AHAHAHAH! YDI!!!

dumbashhole 9

Monday 20 October 2014 5:52

Hypocrisy at its finest

Enchiladattack 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 13:02

Practice what you preach.

hotJUICEbox75 13

Wednesday 9 December 2015 0:09

Snitches get... Tickets?

flyingflies 36

Sunday 17 July 2016 20:34

OP staged an intervention for herself.

Karmarocks946 9

Thursday 8 December 2016 22:35

Wow the ydi 1-2 punch, both a hypocrite and a person facing the consequences of dangerous actions.

wickedgetz 30

Friday 9 June 2017 19:51

got to love karma

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Oh, the irony

Same thing different taste

No good deed…

It wasn't me, officer

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