Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 802

You deserved it 118 652

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 861

You deserved it 52 128

No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 234

You deserved it 36 246

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 633

You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 25 521

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 014

You deserved it 115 357

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 170

You deserved it 4 256

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 712

You deserved it 18 359

By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 337

You deserved it 7 564

By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 710

You deserved it 5 806

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 388

You deserved it 2 527

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

soccerkrzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

Comments

trayne13 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:31

snitches get stitches! haha!

vi3tv0tinh 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:51

complete idiot. cops airnt on ur side. as long as they catch someone and keep their job they don't care who it is. cops r dumb pigs

dudeman55 0

Monday 22 March 2010 6:58

your a dick

Critter456 0

Monday 12 April 2010 10:36

KARMA

Kingjosh1992 4

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:40

good. why would you speed after complaining about it.

radicalxxrachel 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:31

Oh my. You are the reason I ******* hate people. There is a neighborhood by my house that the cops sit at because houses called and complained. We can't go over 25 throughout the entire neighborhood. If you are going 25 or 35 a child is still going to run out in front of you, it's just your ability as a driver to watch your surroundings and slow down when you see children. So I'm glad you got a ticket to show you that making others go slower because of your kids makes you go slower as well. Maybe if you watch your kids and make sure they know not to run out in the street then you wouldn't have a 150 dollar fine.

PrincessClairey 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 0:52

I hate people like you lol. roads are for driving. yards are for playing. can't keep am eye on your kids and it's your fault! And even worse? you're a hypocrite.