Family, Weddings and Miscellaneous: Olive branch

Olive branch

By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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By hopeyoushityourintestinesout - 08/06/2013 00:16 - United States - Everett

Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML

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Family matters

By smbcolorado - 04/02/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 21:58 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

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Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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No means no

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 10:00

Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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MarkTheMintMan 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:16

At least she didn't accept. She probably would've tried crashing it.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:17

The ****? I don't know about dangerous, but I think she's a little bit of a psycho.

Comments

Magnoxidans 19

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:35

Feels like you would have been on edge all day worried how she would try sabotage your wedding. Best outcome for you OP

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:44

Seriously. Having her at the wedding would be a very bad idea.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:07

I feel like not inviting her sister would have been worse because the rest of the family would have gotten involved. A lot of people take it as a slight against the whole family if even one member is disrespected.

Reihna_fml 14

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:35

Um, you probably will be much better off without her there. The potential for discord decreases dramatically if she is not there.

johnjingleheimer 13

Wednesday 20 April 2016 16:47

"You're a psychopath!" "Nuh-uh, you're a psychopath!"

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:05

"No, I'm a psychopath!" Wait, what?

jeffprobs 29

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:35

I can't even remember what I had for dinner yesterday and she remembered and email from 3 years ago. She's impressive and crazy.

linzfinz337 22

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:48

Wow. It sounds like you don't want to invite her anyway.

guesswhatlifesux 14

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:57

Maybe she's not coming because she thinks you are a dangerous psycholath? Either way FYL because your sister refuses to support you. And congrats on the marriage!