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One key to rule them all

By Killme - 01/07/2017 13:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was informed by my boss that I have been upgraded to "key holder" because I'm so responsible. I was also informed I will need it to lock up myself, as I will be in the office alone all next week while the other 10 employees and my boss go on vacation. FML
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Top comments

LEbleuDESreves 10

why are you not going on vacation too? ?

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RichardPencil 30

Time to sit around and catch up on all that great new internet **** that's coming out.

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Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Hmmm... how big is your company? Is it a small thing that one person can handle, or would it be better to be closed so not one person has to deal with everyone? Regardless, that sucks, but like others have said, you could take advantage of the situation. And if there is a way of monitoring Internet activity at work, bring a personal laptop so they can't see what was on your work computer. ;)

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Adeline90 10

You need a new job ASAP!!!!

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Clock in Leave Return Clock out Take tape.= Vacation on your own.

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OccurredBison 8

Take a Royal Caribbean cruise next vacation u get. Ur whole family can go. Cuz like they doin' a summer sale 40% off the first guest, 30% off the second, and another 30% off the 3rd. So like over 50% to 65% off total. Their vacations be like 3 days in Disneyland for $4,500 Ur vacation be like 7 Days to Jamaica, Puerto Rico, and Nassau. Plus a bonus perk choice. All under $3,000!???!!?? "Key Holder" Phhtt! More like "money holder"

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Wintermelons 19

I see this as a great opportunity to... catch up on things... if ya know what I mean... ;p

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