One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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dahlia14 0

look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet

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tyrob911 0

haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol

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perdix 29

She probably thought that since you were such a limp-dick crybaby bitch that she needed to be paid for the time she wasted on you.

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vistamar 3

Lololol Perdix got modded. im sorry but thats hilarious xD

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Soulathyia 0

LOL. I would have done the same thing! Men are so easy to fool with! They act all tough but their all total suckers! 

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RuralNinja 0

Yes, because women never get fooled. So there's no need to worry about making less money doing the same job a man will or paying more for the same car, home loan, etc, right?

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Tigg3r 3

you just have to know what buttons to push and when to push 'em.

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Syrathia 0

I just love the whole men are easy to trick thing WELL THEN if we are so easy to trick, Trick a Rapist into not raping you :P

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igoteffed 0

so where were women if men were so easily fooled from 0-1910? yea still in the kitchen where they belong.

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somethingnew319 0

y would she want ur wallet u lier there was probably nothing in it

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pickledfishlips 0

hire a bounty hunter to get her/ your wallet

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omnistryder 0

headbut the ovaries

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him51772 0

ever hear of cops? she stole something thereby breaking the law and you know who did it

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Entity4Infinity 0

if shes ur ex, then i say cops, one she stole something, two gives you every right to be mad.

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elisabethecstasy 0

Uhm what kind of girlfriend is that. Your story sounded cheesy haha

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GlaoigharAirm 0

They always break the bank and the heart >.

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OGmack 0

Dumped by a kleptomaniac who steals your broke ass wallet. FYL

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