Movies and Love: One way or another

One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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You deserved it 142

BoratSagdiyev 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:04

Be proud. Own that shit.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 8 October 2012 16:07

The pressure has to go somewhere. Just be glad out came out dry.

Comments

killaKT 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:18

Mild case of the flu? I think you are over exaggerating a cold..

itsme1321 3

Monday 8 October 2012 16:19

Gee, how wonderfully considerate of you to infect your bf's entire household with the flu...

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 8 October 2012 16:21

Farting instantly makes you disgusting? It's a natural bodily function that you really have no control over, and clearly everyone does it. By your logic everyone is disgusting. Besides the OP would have farted even if they did sneeze, it's not like holding in a sneeze actually causes you to fart.

MidnightKnight 6

Monday 8 October 2012 16:21

Heaven forbid that someone farts. It's not like it's a natural body function just like sneezing.

UncleMuscles 5

Monday 8 October 2012 16:25

At least it wasn't a solid, right?

rooney0710 5

Monday 8 October 2012 16:53

That's my picture.... Bastard

ICastillo 24

Monday 8 October 2012 17:42

Oh shit you guys are going to have to fight winner takes all.....ready Go!!

UncleMuscles 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:52

Mine doesn't have the web address at the bottom so ha.

rooney0710 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 3:02

Mine shows my loyalty to nine gag. Give credit where it's deserved.

UncleMuscles 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:23

I concede.

rooney0710 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:02

We can both agree it's an amazing photo ;)

AsianAdvent 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:27

YDI OP, the flu is contagious, like what if you got everyone sick there? You should thin twice before going out sick, especially if you have the flue, if even the most minor of cases.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Monday 8 October 2012 16:30

Please tell me it wasn't liquid...

jazzyjazz23 9

Monday 8 October 2012 16:31

Why did you try to hold in the sneeze in the first place?

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 8 October 2012 16:39

I'll never understand some of the people mentioned in these stories. Not this one in particular, but most of the time it seems that people blow shit out of proportion (no pun intended). Like in the previous FML, the dude walked away with a "horrified look" after the chick accidentally blew a snot bubble. I wouldn't be surprised if this one ended in "and then they exiled me from their home and cursed my bloodline." Things happen, people. Get the **** over it.