Movies and Love: One way or another

One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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BoratSagdiyev 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:04

Be proud. Own that shit.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 8 October 2012 16:07

The pressure has to go somewhere. Just be glad out came out dry.

Comments

copo37 7

Monday 8 October 2012 16:41

Should've looked straight at his mother with a stone cold face and said, " try and top that."

rott3n 6

Monday 8 October 2012 16:43

So you sneezed out your butt?

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 October 2012 16:47

Don't you know that when you hold in a sneeze, you kill 50,000 brain cells?! ...or so my mother tried to tell me when I was a kid. I'm not exactly sure what her source was, but I'm thinking Mad Magazine.

NeonPopRocks 14

Monday 8 October 2012 17:10

Actually, I've heard a lot of the time that it's when you sneeze, brain cells die. Oh, and the smell of Sharpies is supposed to kill brain cells too.

gc327072 30

Monday 8 October 2012 17:18

^the thing about sharpies is a fact. But sneezing? Lawl

wolfhausen 7

Monday 8 October 2012 18:00

No. Sneezing doesn't kill brain cells! it's a way your body gets rid of unwanted irritants that could cause infection!

BossPathfinderGM 14

Monday 8 October 2012 19:47

So said the blonde CORRECTLY.

mintcar 9

Monday 8 October 2012 16:51

That's pretty embarrassing, but next time just sneeze. I don't get why you held it in in the first place.

RosaYobany9288 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:53

It can happen to anyone OP. sorry for the embarrasing moment though. Im sure you will laugh about it in the near future.

SirCharles83 13

Monday 8 October 2012 17:01

Noor, I didn't want to say anything...but there's a guy RIGHT behind you wielding some sort of blade.

NeonPopRocks 14

Monday 8 October 2012 17:03

YDI for going there when you're sick. They could catch it and get sick too.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 October 2012 17:03

Not disgusting, but you do have some control. OP could have excused herself to another room. My son rips them all the time during dinner. I keep telling him to get his nasty ass to the bathroom. All he does is yell "Safty!". Teenagers today... smh.