Health and Injury: Ouch

Ouch

By footbloodfountain - 15/01/2012 10:53 - Canada

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Pinned

By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

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Sole music

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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That's gonna cost ya!

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 15:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I accidentally stepped on the metal prongs of an extension cord. After pulling it out of my sock, I noticed that all three of the prongs were covered in blood; they penetrated my foot. It bled like a gunshot wound for several minutes, and now my foot is unbearably sore, making it painful to walk. FML

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Sunday 15 January 2012 19:14

Best name ever OP. At least you learned never to buy clear pins!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:15

I like to buy coloured pins :) Then make them into a rainbow

Comments

chesterandrew59 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:50

That happened to me one fell in the floor in the kitchen now I'm worried I'm gonna step on it every time i walk in the kitchen..

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 January 2012 7:00

well, at least you learned something today.

power6053 4

Monday 16 January 2012 7:10

The more you know, and knowing is half the battle

budgirl4171 0

Monday 16 January 2012 7:35

That's what you get for spelling learned wrong

oys1112 5

Monday 16 January 2012 9:07

Something you haven't "learnt" yet is how to spell.

Yoshi_Fue 9

Monday 16 January 2012 19:42

I just want to slap you so hard... British Columbia Canada any of these places use "Learnt" "Spelt" etc. American English isn't the only language, yanno...

jayleensmama 14

Monday 16 January 2012 9:11

Learnt? WTF?

Snivvler 4

Monday 16 January 2012 10:11

"Learnt" isn't spelt incorrectly... Lots of people use that spelling in NZ. Anyway, it's not like a fml is meant to be analysed like some sort of essay, that kind of misses the point of fml...

jayleensmama 14

Monday 16 January 2012 10:33

Well I can see you don't care. It's spelled, not spelt.

lulubellx2 0

Monday 16 January 2012 9:18

It's sooooo true

MissAwesomeness 4

Monday 16 January 2012 9:36

Ouch. sorry OP. I once stepped on my roommate's sewing needle and it drove once inch up my foot and the needle broke... I feel your pain. maybe worse.