Overly cautious

By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 22:00

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Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me until I get my tubes tied. We both agree that we don't want children, but this seems to be an exaggerated reaction since he learned that most birth controls are not 100% effective. FML
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wysegirl 24

tell him to get snip-snip. he will heal faster and its an out-patient surgery

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AxcentStar 18

How about him getting a vasectomy? Much easier

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Brightside86 30

Seems pretty reasonable. I heard this story about a girl who had sex without her tubes tied and 9 months later this screaming goo creature tore it's way out of her body, some say to this day it still follows her around demanding time, food, attention.

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wysegirl 24

tell him to get snip-snip. he will heal faster and its an out-patient surgery

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AxcentStar 18

How about him getting a vasectomy? Much easier

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Hangryko 29

He can get a vasectomy, then. Or for guaranteed results, get castrated. Problem solved.

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Nasdad din 1

you could still do oral also during your period you can't get pregnant

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deathnote 5

who the hell taught you sex education? 🤣🤣 you can indeed get preggo if you are on your period. sperm can live in the ****** for a few days, and if the woman ovulates early straight after her period. BAM... possible baby! terrible advice!

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RichardPencil 30

Tell him you'd be willing to put on a strap-on and give him anal. Think outside the box, so to speak.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Yeah but if that backfires and he agrees, it's all fun for him and all work for her.

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RichardPencil 30

Good point. Back to the drawing board. Ok, how about he tosses her salad while she gives him a hand job?

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1known 30

You both do know that every months for more or less 2 weeks, you have no-chance at all to get pregnant?

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IantoJones_fml 28

There are many methods of pleasing a partner that don’t involve pregnancy risk. Do both of you own fingers? Lips? And condoms if he’s really paranoid?

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Lucky O'Guin 18

If he is absolutely NO KID policy, HE needs to protect himself from being baby-maker material. Tell him to get a vasectomy or get bent.

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JaoDa 8

Sounds like that he agreed with himself when you are hesistating. He manipulates you, he is ready to hurt you for the sake of his pleasure. Run, baby, run.

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