By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

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Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
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juicy_extasy 25

Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.

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csjc 16

I couldn't agree more.

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Cads1 24

He just doesn't want give their child dimples!

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Elban 20

Yeah, have that kid come out looking like a golfball. Hey, at least you would already have a great name.... Titleist

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NeatNit 32

To be fair, you can't blame a guy for not wanting to bang a pregnant woman. I'll go ahead and give him the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't 100% serious when he made that metaphor

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mjmaher81 5

It's possible he thought it was a issue of morals.

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Lalala579121 27

That's not really being careful. More like being disgusted for a very dumb reason.

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Xamry14 10

How do you know it wasn't planned? Some people actually want their kids. Novel thing isn't it?

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Emmamazing 26

I hope your child doesn't turn out as dumb as he is

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milehigh52 22

I wouldn't call him dumb, just ignorant.

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xTommytheGUNx 15

.....and that's why the our sex education system needs to be better

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katelng09 16

Someone didn't pay attention in high school..

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lil_ham1644 29

I don't remember that lesson in high school.

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Alexandria79 22

I'd tell him it's your ****** and the baby is up higher. if he keeps refusing then tell him the truth...he's not big enough to even come close to the baby. lol

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danceinconverse 25

Bahaha perfect!!!

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wobbly1 16

My son must have gotten his brains from his his mother because I still have mine.

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plsdonthateme 10

I don't understand why #91 is in negatives, it's really a good joke

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soulreaper12296 28

Well I wouldn't really want to have sex with someone who's pregnant either. To me it just seems weird.

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foxy_grampa 19

Women don't really start to show until they're 4 or 5 months along, they don't get the bigger belly that people think of with pregnancy until they are further along. And if I remember correctly As long as she isn't in her third trimester (when sex could trigger premature labor) it would be safe. His reason is altogether stupid though. I believe there was an episode on George Lopez about this situation.

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bapbap_fml 15

I could see feeling weird about it of it were a random hookup with a pregnant woman. But if it's your spouse/partner who is carrying your child what's so weird? The baby is not in the ******, your penis gets nowhere near it.

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loko0909 13

you can actually have sex though out the entire pregnancy. they actually encourage sex when you are close to 40 weeks, because it can help the cervix thin out so you'll go into labor.

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madscientist_17 15

A lot of men are really attracted to pregnant women. It's awfully weird.

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militarybrat 21

Women can be extremely horny during pregnancy. What makes it weird? Its not like you can feel anything with your dick. Even if you were big you couldnt feel anything.

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Rodville 28

Pregnancy sex is awesome. You guys are missing out.

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