Sports, Diets and Health: Overreacting a tad

Overreacting a tad

By phonnah - 20/06/2012 17:59 - United States - Bowie

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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Spit take

By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By technical - 31/03/2015 02:50 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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cayytee 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:54

and im eating spiderwebs to turn into spiderman.

kooochris1995 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:06

I'm eating honey nut Cheerios because they're good.

Comments

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:11

Gatorade is actually really bad for your body and helps you gain weight not lose it.

Shearertn1 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:13

Threw a gatorade bottle at my friend once... I hit him in the nuts.

DespairFaction 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:51

You should buy her some smart water.

cheer_gurly 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 9:05

what a nice friend you have

joenuuuuu 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 9:15

That couldve easily turned into a porno

kikikimsicles 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 9:49

Good luck getting an athlete's body with the amount of sugar in Gatorade...

taylordanielle98 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:58

Chuck Norris

undrglass 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 13:00

You may also want to tell her that drinking Gatorade without doing significant exercise is actually bad for you.

wuffymcwuff 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:32

Have people really gotten THAT stupid?

The_Thinker 18

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:57

In the words of the mighty Metallica - sad, but true.

bowser_rawr16 13

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:04

She sounds like my friend. She thinks if she just walks on a treadmill for 30minutes, twice a week, she has burned enough calories to eat half of a Little Cesar's pizza, and chocolate shakes.