Sports, Diets and Health: Overreacting a tad

Overreacting a tad

By phonnah - 20/06/2012 17:59 - United States - Bowie

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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You deserved it 80 965

Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 304

You deserved it 4 074

By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 66 025

Spit take

By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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You deserved it 2 502

By technical - 31/03/2015 02:50 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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You deserved it 2 379

With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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You deserved it 7 135

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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You deserved it 3 423

By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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You deserved it 1 429

cayytee 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:54

and im eating spiderwebs to turn into spiderman.

kooochris1995 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:06

I'm eating honey nut Cheerios because they're good.

Comments

idloai 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:13

If you drink Gatorade without working out it can actually make you gain weight.

Lilybugg16 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:51

If she's blonde how much blonder can she get?

Random951 12

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:53

She could get the body of some people she sees on tv if she doesn't work out. For example, she could look like the people on the "Before" pictures in the weight loss commercials. Or maybe she could look like the people on the first episode of "The Biggest Loser".

izzygarcia 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:56

Truth hurts..;D

210tex 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:10

I'm eating a eighteen wheeler to turn into optimus prime

quontag 15

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:16

No. Thats just, no.

Lookinforlove10 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:31

What an idiot.

erinchick1 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:37

Your friend seems dumber than a pile of rocks.

foxmatrix15 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:24

Those drinks contain a fair amount of sodium to replace body fluids lost. If u don't lose fluids in ur body and drink alot of them u can get blotted and retain water plus it might make u more thirsty which in turn makes u gain. (Dude the drink is like flavored salt water)

JulietRose 10

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:35

It baffles me how many people believe everything they hear from commercials. And how people think they can lose weight without exercising. Stop being lazy and get out and enjoy life, people!