Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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020266t 5

Next time when your angry scream some curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.

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CRiiSPY_fml 0

I actually hope he stood you up the next night too :L

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zachherbert 10

Today, I was making sure everything was ready for my date tomorrow. My friends said she was a drama queen freak, but what did I have to loose? I was about to go get my clothes from the dry cleaners, but stopped when I realized that my new mustang gt was keyed. FML

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lmngrl889 14

I have to agree. Yes being stood up sucks and all but still no reason to key someone's car!

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benbenius 10

While I agree that it was not the right thing to do, keying someone's car does not make you a "raving lunatic criminal." To get that title you'd have to run two dozen people over with a stolen car while snorting coke.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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bridgette5866 0

hahahaahhah, major props, and I completely agree.

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Bonte 0

Well now u can either be a complete cu/nt and deny knowing about it or you can pay for his paint job, u have serious mental issues

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daemonsparta 16

and start the relationship with lies. totes would show what a keeper op is

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Telcontar14 0

ditto to #1 I mean i understand being absentminded and forgetting a date, but messing with his car just cuz you thought you got stood up? Stupid. Almost as stupid as misspelling "tomorrow"

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Crazy8chevy 0

She did spell tomorrow correctly, check before you speak,

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ps592 0

hahahhaa @ 638 thats exactly how i replied in my head

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Reaper86 1

I love how you incorrectly corrected someone. What a tool.

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Warez_fml 12

Then again, this was written in 2009 and a mod probably corrected the spelling in.her FML.

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kristenlee 3

Just rekey the car professing your love and devotion to him. He'll understand :D

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anoellem 1

That is a terrible idea.

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Weetart 8

Maybe it's time to check yourself into a psychiatric ward. And it's more like FHL than yours. You had nothing to lose. If I was him, I would have called some ninjas to key your face BITCH.

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nomorehope 0

thats really drastic and harsh ;/ sucks to be him it should be his FML

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jillaroo53 0

YDI. Crazy bitch.

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twindaddy 0

You sound like my psycho ex-wife.

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Glam_fml 0

Geez, psychotic much? That seems like a pretty harsh reaction to getting stood up. It's more like F his life for getting his car keyed by a lunatic.

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