Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Comments

BatgirlZKE 5

Wow. What a childish moron. Maybe next time try knocking on his door or calling him. I hope he finds out it was you and he never talks to you again, you crazy asshole This is def not a FYL, it's FHL for even talking to someone as ridiculous as you

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vag_fml 0

seriously, she's one of those psycho chicks that keys over something like that....yoink, imagine what she does when you look at her friend....or talk to her friend...or forget to call...or go out with your friends instead...or break up with her..you're ******.

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alexgisforme3 0

you mustve wanted that guy lol

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roflcopterlmao 0

#11 QFT and #27, that was a swing and a miss.

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BlumpkinDinner 0

You're a psycho.

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rlemaire3 0

You need therapy

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winmad21 0

Wtf u key guys cars that stand u up? Psycho...

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FallenBlood 0

Get to ur first date and suck his dick, I think he'll forget about it

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anniesaysbueno 0

whoaaaa methinks you have anger management issues... maybe you should get some help? just a suggestion.

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Miss_Q 0

I agree with #1 Anyone else notice that the people saying "He won't know its you" are chicks? Crazy bitches are making all women look bad.

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