Overreaction much?
By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Don't key cars. At all. You idiot.
cxal_fml
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If you are the kind of person that keys a car when you think you've been stood up, then no one on earth is going to want to go out with you
Makes me wonder how she'll react when she gets divorced? (if she calms down her craziness enough to even get married)
Go back and throw a brick through his house windows you psycho. What is wrong with you? I hope you can somehow redeem yourself.
Let's count the stupid. You waited for an hour without trying to call or get a hold of him? Stupid. Keying his car? Stupid (and criminal). Misspelling tomorrow? Stupid. Admit to him that you have a mental impairment and apologize for the damage you did.
55521
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she didnt misspell tomorrow! stupid ass. but she is a crazy female for keying a car over something thats bound to happen again!
Randen_fml
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644 you dumb bitch. She miss spelled it and then it got corrected before you read it. Either by the OP or FML staff.
YDI, that's just being a stupid bitch right there, and you better be ready to pay for the damage to that car.
Rainbowarrior_fml
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you're obviously a crazy bitch. who keys a car over being stood up? i'd hate to see your reaction to a break up. also, #4 LOLOLOLOL
Today, I found out my car was keyed in the middle of the night. I have a date tonight with the culprit. She did it because she thought it was supposed o be yesterday. FML
Meow34
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Men love that for sure.
tiffanyyy93
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youre crazy. like no lie you have issues lol
Wow your a huge time bitch.
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you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.