Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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BrEnTaN 0

Wow just wow. What the hell were you thinking. I'll go just key scatch his car instead of kicking his ass

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nizmotuner 0

Burn in hell. NEVER ever ever ever ever mess with a mans car, WTF is wrong with you! YDI. Karma....nuff said

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OMGQueenB 0

FHL for having to go on a date with a psycho tomorrow. I'm with #1.

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AshleyRose784 0

Wouldn't you maybe call someone before keying their car? Just a thought...

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insert_name 0

holy shit...remind me to never stand a girl up...keying his car for something like that? you need help...

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aback 4

If he hasn't figured out it was you, do the poor guy a favor and drop him. Find somebody who likes to play with the loonies.

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rocker8877 0

Dumb bitch... Don't freak out, he's just not the one then

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rallets 22

you say you had a date with "this" guy. what guy? do we know him?

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WVUdave 0

Wow, anger issues? Check! Psyco? Check! Karma paying you back? Priceless!

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