Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
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cthulhu1138 1

I hope you slapped that bitch into next week.

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Jewelofagal 2

Your brother sure hasn't any family loyalty does he? A great brother would break up with a girlfriend who hit his sister.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Well, since your brother admitted to waiting to see what she would do, he had already seen the situation coming. I think you should punch your brother for the indecent.

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monster_tamer 11

Don't worry, it's not you. ^_^ I had to read it twice to get it. Apparently this girl was walked home by her brother, whose girlfriend saw. Her brother didn't tell his girlfriend that the girl he walked home was his sister, and the girlfriend went for the girl- the boyfriend's sister- and punched her because she thought the sister was another girl making a move on her guy.

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CyclonePsycho 1

After you kicked the little bitch's ass, you better have given your brother a matching huge purple bruise. Seriously, what kind of chick goes after the other girl instead of the cheater? And what kind of brother knows what's going to happen and lets it anyway? Those two dumbasses deserve each other. =

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xoluvinshayxo 0

i totally agree with you #15. punk ass *****. she deserves have her ass tied to the front of a car..

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indianabummer 0

at least he could have warned you before he pulled a dick move. But clearly his girlfriend is psycho because she didn't ask him who you were, or ask you what you guys were before she went immediately to violence

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I_am_stupid_also 6

If your brother doesn't dump her immediately (after breakup sex that is) he is a fool.

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bubber 0

Ok, fyl. Yes your brother does need to dump her (after breakup sex of course). Still, that is funny. Nothing like a chick fight.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

dont just stand there! eff up the lil *****! then turn around and choke your brother with her hair! xO

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jessxoxo28 5

ew, thats weird. i wouldnt want my bro to do that... but still, u should have socked her in the face whether ur bro told u who u were or not.

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startafire 0

You should totally rat him out to your parents! And if he ever brings that chick over, you can rub it in how she thought you two were incestuous and she needs to have a less dirty mind. :p

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kittykat1501 31

brilliant! why is this downvoted?

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